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Dirty Dank Depths 3: The Geoffrey Burger Protocol

***This story is best enjoyed if you have already read the original Dirty Dank Depths , by Max Kenworthy*** It had been several years since my throat was unceremoniously slashed by Ben’s spatha. To be murdered by a friend is a betrayal like no other, but to be murdered by a role model like President […]

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NCC shafts with an M1 bypass

“Bring a bottle of wine, I’ve made bagels and brioche” messaged Claire. With any other group, I’d fear for the next days caving plans – but with the Bens stupid-keeness driving us, I knew we’d be okay.As for my own psyche – I have a special place in my heart for the NCC shafts after […]

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Eldon Hole – by Dave Wear

On Saturday 29th February 1964, five members of SUSS set off from Sheffield with the intention ofdescending Eldon Hole. This may well have been the first SUSS meet there; in fact, it probably wasbecause in the very early days, the Society (founded in 1961) possessed very little tackle. The ideawas to camp there on Saturday […]

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Dirty dank depths 2: Pressing in Deeper

****The story below is a work of fiction and thus should be treated as such, all characters are entirely fictitious and are in no way based upon real people**** Sudden explosive violence. Bulging oiled up muscles pressing against each other. Writhing around on the floor with socks being removed. It had been really unusual making […]

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Eldon Two Ways

This evening trip took place on Wednesday the 2nd of Feb, 2022. Present: Me, Ben T, Toby, Pat and Andie. I’d always wanted to do Eldon, I’d heard it had some pretty bits and the idea of a great big open hole in the ground sounded cool. We arrived at the cave without much trouble; […]